{"id":406,"date":"2022-10-31T20:02:33","date_gmt":"2022-10-31T20:02:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/?p=406"},"modified":"2022-10-31T20:02:33","modified_gmt":"2022-10-31T20:02:33","slug":"10-31-2022-spooky-storms-celiac-cats-and-one-day-diets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/index.php\/2022\/10\/31\/10-31-2022-spooky-storms-celiac-cats-and-one-day-diets\/","title":{"rendered":"10-31-2022 Spooky Storms, Celiac Cats and One Day Diets."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My cat has lost most of his fur due to dipping his whiskers into some 9Lives canned cat food.  He&#8217;s severely gluten intolerant.  9 Lives contains whole wheat.  Vet said it was some kind of invisible infection with turbo fleas.  For some fucking reason I believed that, wow, &#8220;impressive how he has no fur and I still can&#8217;t see fleas&#8221; &lt;- I can be a huge idiot.  I  grew up on a homestead.  I grew up with dozens of cats.  I am very familiar with flea infestations and this cat doesn&#8217;t have fleas.  Period.  &#8220;impressive how he has had a flea shot + Advantage 2 faithfully applied and not been horribly poisoned to death&#8221;  I mean ,&#8221;still has fleas.&#8221;  Since when is smearing poisons on our pets a good fucking thing to do?    I don&#8217;t know, it doesn&#8217;t make sense.  I do it because I thought he had fleas.  Whatever, I&#8217;m an idiot.  I&#8217;ll keep him away from gluten, but for now, he has a $60 electric blanket and lots of love.  It&#8217;s hard for him to stay warm, he&#8217;s missing a lot of fur and undercoat.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m gluten intolerant also.  I make almost no effort to avoid gluten.  I love pancakes.  I also have a bad rash.  Same as the cat, same reason too.  And the bloody diarrhea &#8230; that might be the same reason.  So trying to change things around.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"259\" height=\"365\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/image.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-408\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/image.png 259w, https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/image-213x300.png 213w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 259px) 100vw, 259px\" \/><figcaption>It&#8217;s a variation of Medifast, a lot cheaper and easier though.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Today I&#8217;m doing the &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/1-Day-Diet-Fastest-World-ebook\/dp\/B01IKY3TMI\/ref=sr_1_1?crid=XYV3C5S8LHJ&amp;keywords=Jennifer+Jolan+one+day+diet&amp;qid=1667245270&amp;s=digital-text&amp;sprefix=jennifer+jolan+one+day+die%2Cdigital-text%2C181&amp;sr=1-1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">One Day Diet<\/a>&#8221; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s like Medifast, protein every couple of hours but uses diluted shakes instead of meals which makes this cheaper (wish I had thought of that).  Anyway, it&#8217;s been a pretty good book and just strange enough and out there enough to work.  I&#8217;m only up to my noon protein water though.  Stand by for results.  If I stick with it.  I&#8217;m weak.  Again: too weak to avoid gluten.  Too weak to figure out my kitty is gluten intolerant until he&#8217;s lost 70% of his fur because some authority figure said bla bla bla.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Since I get sick every time I eat so hoping this goes better.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m tired and I&#8217;m in a bit of a bad mood.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I tried regular whey but it doesn&#8217;t mix, so had to use Slimfast.  It mixes, but it&#8217;s not ideal.  Anyway, will keep on.  Probably have a migraine incoming from this.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>First big storm of the year rolled in last night on the 30th (Sunday Night), waves up to 27&#8242; expected.  People acting insane.  The weather really effects people.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My cat has lost most of his fur due to dipping his whiskers into some 9Lives canned cat food. He&#8217;s severely gluten intolerant. 9 Lives contains whole wheat. Vet said it was some kind of invisible infection with turbo fleas. 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