{"id":1123,"date":"2024-04-20T00:03:54","date_gmt":"2024-04-20T00:03:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/?p=1123"},"modified":"2024-04-20T00:03:54","modified_gmt":"2024-04-20T00:03:54","slug":"april-19-2024-spring-and-super-fucking-creepy-dude-watching-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/index.php\/2024\/04\/20\/april-19-2024-spring-and-super-fucking-creepy-dude-watching-me\/","title":{"rendered":"April 19 2024, SPRING (and super fucking creepy dude watching me.)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I&#8217;ve been doing 10k training this week and cycling.  I have a heart \/ lung thing going on which is a little freaky so I don&#8217;t need some piece of shit dude watching me from my fence line and hanging his god damn laundry on my new fence.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-19-at-5.01.41\u202fPM-1024x640.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1125\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-19-at-5.01.41\u202fPM-1024x640.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-19-at-5.01.41\u202fPM-300x188.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-19-at-5.01.41\u202fPM-768x480.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Screenshot-2024-04-19-at-5.01.41\u202fPM.jpg 1308w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption>The home has expanded, it includes a tent and a car as well as this minivan parked RIGHT ON MY FENCE LINE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE.  <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The other day he was dope sick or something and puking, I know because I am right there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ugh. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;m doing some other stuff but this sucks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Until next week. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been doing 10k training this week and cycling. I have a heart \/ lung thing going on which is a little freaky so I don&#8217;t need some piece of shit dude watching me from my fence line and hanging his god damn laundry on my new fence. The other day he was dope sick [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1124,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1123"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1123"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1126,"href":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1123\/revisions\/1126"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}