{"id":109,"date":"2022-04-04T00:01:45","date_gmt":"2022-04-04T00:01:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/?p=109"},"modified":"2022-04-04T00:11:24","modified_gmt":"2022-04-04T00:11:24","slug":"april-3rd-sasuke-ninja-yoga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/index.php\/2022\/04\/04\/april-3rd-sasuke-ninja-yoga\/","title":{"rendered":"April 3rd, Sasuke Ninja Yoga?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Fatigue.  Dehydration. Soreness &#8212; is it time to take up ninja warrior yoga?  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was watching with much admiration at the flexibility, agility and strength of the competitors in the Japanese version (the original version) of Ninja Warrior (called Sasuke in Japan).  I was wishing I could be flexible as I feel inflexible, stiff, sore, and overweight.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My running isn&#8217;t going very well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have a hard time catching my breath with even minimal running.  I&#8217;m too heavy.  I plod.  My form is nonexistent and I slump.  I look ill still.  I look in the mirror and think, oh my God, I look so bad.  I look ill.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Idk, maybe a good stretching routine would pay dividends far greater than trying to run right now.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bad Day<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Man, I just tried saving a baby possum but the cat was after it and by the time I ran outside I couldn&#8217;t find either.  Possum&#8217;s don&#8217;t see well and they&#8217;re not good at evading cats from observation anyway (I don&#8217;t know maybe a guide book says they have awesome eye sight, but maybe my possums don&#8217;t idk&#8230;).  Damn.  It was really too small to be on its own, not sure where Haiji is, my possum friend.  I heard babies under my house a week ago and was trying to identify the &#8216;what&#8217; &#8212; I suppose Haiji is a Momma possum.  Okay, maybe I feed Haiji scraps and am a little fond of her.  Shit.  I hope it&#8217;s okay.  I grabbed a towel and was going to keep it in a box until tonight when Haiji came back to collect it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyway, signing off.  Shit.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fatigue. Dehydration. Soreness &#8212; is it time to take up ninja warrior yoga? I was watching with much admiration at the flexibility, agility and strength of the competitors in the Japanese version (the original version) of Ninja Warrior (called Sasuke in Japan). I was wishing I could be flexible as I feel inflexible, stiff, sore, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":110,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,7,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":112,"href":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions\/112"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/110"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merwanjeeframjee.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}